NYU.
NYU STUDENT: Our team name is the Violets.
OTHER STUDENT: The Violets?
NYU: Yes.
OTHER: After the flower?
NYU: Um, I think so.
OTHER: And what's your mascot?
NYU: Um... a bobcat.
OTHER: A bobcat?
NYU: Um... yes.
OTHER: But your team name is "Violets."
NYU: I know.
OTHER: Your mascot is not a violet.
NYU: I said I know.
OTHER: It's a bobcat.
NYU: Yes, God damn it! It's because it's named after our library's cataloging system.
OTHER: What?
NYU: The BOBst library CATaloging system. Thus, Bobcat.
OTHER: That's stupid.
NYU: Again, I know.
OTHER: And what's your tuition again?
NYU: Shut up!!!
OTHER: Violet bobcat muthafukka.
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true life: i'm an NYU student who can't discuss sports with people from other schools
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